LOL I wont shop anywhere that advertizes the SHIFTER SKINZ SHOE PROTECTORS.
I have researched the subject, and present this thesis to you:
"Condusive research has shown, that 90% of individuals will vehemletly lie, and deny a subject they are ashamed of. In many studies, the ferocity, and level of these lies formeda direct correlation with the size of the subjects penis, or breasts, as the subject differed. Further investigation also proved my original thesis that subjects who we're overly concerned about their looks, and clothes, also had something they we're ashamed of.
Therefore I make this declaration. Anyone who feels the need to use a "shoe-booty" to protect their footwear from excessive wear, is indoubtibly likely to have a small penis, or at the very least, be ashamed of said penis."
I have researched the subject, and present this thesis to you:
"Condusive research has shown, that 90% of individuals will vehemletly lie, and deny a subject they are ashamed of. In many studies, the ferocity, and level of these lies formeda direct correlation with the size of the subjects penis, or breasts, as the subject differed. Further investigation also proved my original thesis that subjects who we're overly concerned about their looks, and clothes, also had something they we're ashamed of.
Therefore I make this declaration. Anyone who feels the need to use a "shoe-booty" to protect their footwear from excessive wear, is indoubtibly likely to have a small penis, or at the very least, be ashamed of said penis."
