well, I'd invite you, dude, but you'd tell me that
1) you don't know when we're meeting, even if I put it in big bold letters
2) you'd bitch that I didn't give you a heads-up soon enough.
Besides, Joe says he's buyin.
Ahem...hey Mike, wanna come down and grab a beer some night after work. hell, it's only an hour drive for you (2 hours if we go somewhere near joe's place).