^^ still, what Volition said is true (I know, weird, huh?

). Your battery is dead dead dead. It doesn't take long. When you got the battery, did you actually charge it to full capacity using a trickle charger? Just curious.
Really though. All the symptoms you describe is just because your battery is toast. The reason you're able to turn the lights on and it goes through the startup sequence is because the battery is holding a SMALL charge, but not enough to turn the motor in the starter. When riding the bike, the stator (alternator) doesn't provide enough juice to run everything AND charge a dead battery by itself, so it's not able to keep the voltage up high enough to run the headlights, instrument cluster, etc.
A new battery will do wonders. May as well get a battery tender and hook it up to that. If you do that, the battery will last for years.
