Grouphug!

[Aliphian]

I like to put dead flies in my grammas oatmeal. she has alzheimers and lives with us. she thinks the flies are raisins and frequently comments on the juicy raisins.

[Aliphian]

Knowing that i was about to be busted by the police for the 4 marijuana plants i had growing in my backyard, i uprooted them and replanted them in my neighbors yard. His yard is only separated by a small chain link fence that stands 2 and a half feet tall. The police raided my home and found no marijuana, though the dogs did lead them into my neighbors yard. Last i heard of him he was stabbed and killed by a fellow in-mate of the state prison by refusing to perform oral sex on the guy.

[circe]

Dude...the second one was f* up...but the first one was funny as hell

[Aliphian]

When I was much much younger, this kid in my neighborhood sucker-punched me on the way home from grammer school. I never forgot it for years. Several years later, when we were getting ready to graduate from HS, I broke into his locker and stole and destroyed his senior paper that was required to graduate. He ended up having to go to summer school while we all went off to college and living on our own. He ended up getting drafted into the Marines and being shipped to Vietnam where he lost both his legs. I felt incredibly guilty for the longest time but don't anymore. The guy is still the number one asshole in the world.

[FuriousGeorge]

me too