Goal Orientation
Official Rules
1. Gather a self-important clique of three to six coworkers.
2. Every player throws 20 bucks int a pool.
3. Game play starts on a Monday, with an opening ceremony involving shredded documents as confeti, and end Friday.
4. On any given day, only the Power Plays for taht may be attempted, but any on can be done multiple times, on multiple victims.
5. Each Power Play must be played on someone who's not involved in the game.
6. Each completed Power Play must be documented via a witnesses or paper trail.
7. Participants must swear to uphold the honor system and not cheat while trying their best to outwit, subvert, destroy, and outflank their comworkers.
8. Any disputes will be resolved via majority rule.
9. On Friday points will be tallied, the cash awarded, and the winner allowed to delegate his work for an entire week to any of the losers.
MONDAY - Everybody hates Mondays now more than ever.
-Slap a Post-it Note on a coworker's computer while he's gone with "Pay bookie," "Buy crack," or "Croch salve." (+1)
-Wrench off the W, K, or Q keys from a coworker's keyboard. (+1)
-Anytime anyone asks where someone is, even if they're in the copy room or using the bathroom, respond, respond, "I don't know. He went to lunch, like, an hour ago." (+2)
-Put a bottle of Metamucil in the fridge, with an angry note that says "DON'T TOUCH--THIS MEANS YOU" an sign it with a coworkers's initials. (+2)
-Smear a thin film of Vaseline all over a coworker's computer monitor. (+2)
-Go into a coworker's AutoCorrect function in Microsoft Word: Change minor words like "the," "profit," and "he" to "sucknuts," "vomit," and "peaches." (+5)
-Hide a coworker's mail, especially interoffice mail. (+5)
-Log into your e-mail remotely from home, late at night, and send some meaningless work to a coworker--cc everyone. (+5)
-Steal all the staplers and stash them around someone else's desk. (+1)
-Stay five minutes later than a coworker. As he or she prepares to leave on time, look haried and busy, and snap, "Half day, huh?" (+2)
-Fake sick all day. When somone asks you why you're at work, state proudly, "Don't worry, I'm not contagious. I just can't screw everyone over like [coworker's name] did when he had that stuffy nose." (+5)
-Steal a coworker's idea. Tell everyone how he stole it from you. (+5)
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