There's Some Strangely Familiar Posting going on

[Barr6]

So I go for a ride yesterday, and I pull up next to a Duc 1098S and he gives me a funny nod. So I look at him and then the light turns green and...Holeshot! I smoked that dude. Man, I didn't know a 600 could beat a literbike so easily. I haven't seen that posted ANYWHERE on the R6MN...I searched, honest.

Then, I get to my usual spot and there's a cop sittin there (prolly eatin a doughnut) and I'm like..'sup piggy? I forgot I was only wearing my wife beater, shorts,flip-flops and sunglasses. I guess I should've hung-up my cellphone too. He hits the lights and pulls out! Man it was on...I took the twisties at like 187mph (that's the R6's top speed right?) He had no chance. It was sweet. I was draggin my knees and elbows around every turn. I sure hope this story isn't a repost.

I'm on my way back home, and all the sudden there's this smokin' hottie in a 575M. I was like, hey beeotch...PIITB...ha, ha. She tried to catch me, but she had no chance with my superior skills and cat-like reflexes. I was splittin' lanes and passing It was awesome. I'm not sure if there are 50 other stories like mine on here...but none with a 575M I don't think 'cause I searched.


Did I mention I have like 500 speeding tickets, 10 DUI's, no insurance and never even got an M-class permit, but I hate cops and the law, and only I should be allowed to disregard all traffic-control devices? Does anyone have any tips for beating a BS speeding ticket that was like 50Mph over the limit. There were fifty witnesses to the event and two cops who pulled me over, but I'm gonna fight it 'cause cops suck for upholding the law and I don't wanna pay the court fees.

[r6abusa]

^repost

[mr_e]

I can beat that shit. I did the same thing while wearing a backwards baseball cap(that I didn't lose btw) and I didn't get caught by the cops.

[Gouki]

He got teh ban

[CephasGT]

It says banned in his location. Newb.

[Eric Baker]

This thread made me

[BMiller]

Originally Posted by Eric Baker

This thread made me

Me too

[NitroNori]

Now all you need to do is post some pics of your stock bike, because it does not look like every other one they made that particular year. Also, can you post some pics of your very unique A* jacket that for some reason is different that every other one sitting in every bike shop across the country. Oh yeah, don't forget to brag about all your mods that only include some stickers and a fender eliminator.

[Barr6]

Originally Posted by NitroNori

Now all you need to do is post some pics of your stock bike, because it does not look like every other one they made that particular year. Also, can you post some pics of your very unique A* jacket that for some reason is different that every other one sitting in every bike shop across the country. Oh yeah, don't forget to brag about all your mods that only include some stickers and a fender eliminator.

Exactly.

[shivy85]

thats about the dumbest shit ive ever heard