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06-30-2007, 02:44 AM
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Dis Ain a Soup'd up Moped
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
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Sacred shit! LOL
Me and my buddy went out riding.. we were just cruising on the hwy.. when this fucker decides to just gun it and take off...
As we start going over the hill I spot a cop in his car I slow my ass down but my buddy is way ahead of me already. The cop goes after my friend this dumb fucker didnt even see the cop! He gets pulled over miles down the road. I stop too by the time I get there the cop is already questioning him. He makes me get off my bike and stand where he can see me. I stoped cause I was sure he was gonna go to jail he was doing speeds exeeding 120 the cop said.
So i hear the cop ask my buddy... coversation goes
officer- give me one good reason to not take you to jail?
buddy- I dont have a reason officer I know what I did was wrong.
Im going to jail huh ? Ive never gone to jail before... This is my 1st time to get pulled over.
Officer- yes you are he then turns to me and asks if i know any one can come get his bike. Cause he doesnt want to be a dick and call a tow truck.
Officer- all of a sudden asks
fellows you guy smell that?
I was like "no" he was like "move closer"
So i move in closer
I was like" it smells like shit"
I replied" there are no animals or any kind of shit out here."
The officer then asks my buddy " you smell that."
Buddy replies- " yah I do, its me I shit my pants cause I was scared you are gonna take me to jail.
I was like seeeeeeeriously?
he was like " yah" with his head hanging down while sitting on the ground.
He was like man dont tell no one.
the cop then says" ok I'll cut you a deal this time I dont want my squad car smellin like a barn yard. Dont let me catch you out here doing that crap again.
You gentlemen have a good one, leave before I change my mind.
The cop cracks up while he walks away.
Need less to say I rode in front on the way back home.
Moral of the story dont speed over hills.
LOL
Cliff notes
buddy gets pulled over for speeding..... shits his pants cop lets him off with warning.
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06-30-2007, 02:48 AM
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Pushing Through
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Dayton, OH, USA
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Holy.....Shit. That's awesome!
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06-30-2007, 02:51 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
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So I just loled out of my chair. You could say I rofled...
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LMAO
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06-30-2007, 02:56 AM
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Dis Ain a Soup'd up Moped
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
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no it was really funny i laughed almost all the way home.
I told every one already hes pretty mad now. Hell get over it. I know his ass would do the same to me.
I told him hey look on the brightside.... atleast it wasnt a group ride and there was no chicks there.
People are already calling him poopy pants.
A grown ass 28 year old man shit him self. LMAO!!!
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06-30-2007, 09:31 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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HAHA, well now I know how to get out of a ticket.. lol.
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06-30-2007, 10:15 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Centennial CO
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 That is hilarious |
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07-01-2007, 03:50 AM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Seattle, Wa
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haahahhha
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07-01-2007, 05:13 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Boston, MA
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Originally Posted by R6Riffic
he was like " yah" with his head hanging down while sitting on the ground.
He was like man dont tell no one.
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Originally Posted by R6Riffic
I told every one already hes pretty mad now.
People are already calling him poopy pants.
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Some friend you are.
So that's all you have to do to get out of a ticket or going to jail? Shit. 
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07-01-2007, 07:01 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Carrollton
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hahaha, that's awesome. PM me who it was... I might know 'em!
yeah for DFW!
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07-01-2007, 07:26 PM
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Take it Out
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: CANSAS
Posts: 377
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Wow, did that really happen? That guy needs a diaper.
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