Road rage - I got a coffee thrown at me!! (kinda long)

So anyways, some guy is goin 25 in a 40 last night - so I creep on him - no high beams or anything. The dude brake checks me....HARD, down to about 5 mph as fast as his car would go. Ass. I let it slide, maybe he's lookin for directions, f__ker does it AGAIN! Now i'm pissed, but in a densely populated area, don't want to speed, so I start beamin him. He thought he was sneaky and adjusted his rear view, so i moved to the left mirror. kept slammin it up to get his eyes, he kept brake checking me, then the dude rolls his window down and whips a full coffee at me!!! WTF! I got really mad then (it missed). The guy eventually stops, I pull up about 3 ft away, stop (leave engine in first - thank god) and was like "you got a f__ckin problem @sshole?". his response was, "wassup, WHASSUP MOTHERF__KER!?!" and starts to get out of the car - shit - kickstand being in the retracted position, i didn't like my odds of getting away with only kicking the guys ass and not dropping the bike, so i friggin hammered away from the guy, i missed his grasp by like a foot (i watched). Now I feel like a p_ssy for not kicking his ass, but I didn't want to drop the bike... .damn.

What would y'all have done?

I made a velcro holster that holds 4" long bolt screws (12 of them) that i wear on my left forearm. Whenever I get some asshole or biatch try to cut me off, they get either one or a
handful whipped at them(using my right hand). They do pretty good damage especially on the highway. I painted them black
so you don't notice them on my arm since my jacket is black.

Muahahahahahaa !!!!!

You're from Boston, right? Where was this at?

I was cruisin in the burbs - it was either wellesley or newton (i think)

Yesterday, some fukker dinged and scratched my car just as i was walking back to it and this idiot decides to move to another parking spot. Well too late asshole i saw it happen, so i play it cool as he walks away laughing with his friend.
Eye for an eye....so i walk up to his car and pull out a metal bar i keep handy for such an occasion and scraped his car so hard that sparks flew (with some paint chips of course) I made two passes around most of the car . Nobody saw since it was really late . Muahahahaha!!!! He got off light since it was only my car, but if it were to be my bike....Look out !!!!!

I would have split too, cuz if you would have got off your bike, he could have just knocked it down for you. You made the right move. Next time, just get in front of the guy, that way you'll be able to get out of there easy if you need to (like lane splitting or something). I don't know, it's best not to try to fight, that way, only your ego is damaged. Good move.

Yeah I've had coffee tossed at me before. Somebody throws something at me seems like a couple time a month. Usually its when I'm splitting stopped traffic. Last week a trucker squirted a bottled water at me. About two months ago these kids threw little fruits at me- limes or something. Tagged me in the helmet before they jumped a wall. I dont know what it is. I'm a very courtious driver. Oh well.

Maybe it's just an oldwives tale, but I heard a story about some dude who carries a flare gun on his bike at all times. THAT is completely badass - imagine someone throws a hot coffee at you on the hwy or something, and you pull out a flare gun! holy shit!

Fook a flare gun, a glocks what im talking about ;)

i would have to go with r6nit on this one, "fook slitin her throut, cut this bitches head off!" hell ya!