Road rage - I got a coffee thrown at me!! (kinda long)

Dam Cyclone i was freakin Kidding. From now on im assuming you own all the metal weapons available to mankind. Why cant you carry the sword on your back like BLADE. Cut a little hole in your leather jacket or something. You wont even have to use it, the sight of somone waving a big ass sword on a motorcycle is frightening enough...if they actually knew you they would be terrified, knowing your vast arsenal metal crap. Actually you should just try that one night. Just ride around and start waving the sword at people, Yelling "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!"

"There Can Only Be One!!! " hey that's from Highlander( luv that movie too) Actually , my job as designer
makes it easy for me to make such stuff. I normally have to make whatever it is I design for my clients. So when my imagination and creativity gets injected with some anger
from getting almost killed by stupid idiot drivers, I have no choice to vent my frustrations thinking up a million ways to
fight back. To me the only way to ride defensive is to ride
"offensively" . The weapons is reserved for those idiots who trully deserve to feel my Wrath !!!! Actually, this weekend some fukker dinged and made a huge scratch on my car and decided to park his car elsewhere. Well too late buddy, I saw the whole thing, but he didn't notice me as he walked away laughing with his friend. Soooooooo, an eye for an eye. I took my 5" bar stock of steel( i keep it in my car for such occasions) and strolled over to his car and grinded it along the side, the back, and the other side. My girlfriend was laughing coz she siad she saw sparks(along w/ paint) coming off the car. He got off easy , since i usually stick little sticks inside all the keyholes and break it off so that it jams up the inside of the lock. He woulda been stranded. I think I watch too much T.V. whaddya think ???

Did someone mention a group buy on Custom made R6CYCLONE Velcro bolt holders for those special occasions when us less crafty riders need to exact our revenge? LOL!

It's just a good idea- cuz I've never been able to reach into a pocket with gloves on and damn I've wanted to throw something.

Hey R6 Cylone, I'm waitin to hear about you carrying some throwing stars like in all those ol skool ninja movies. Hell, you probably even have some of those little spike jack thingys. Come on man, you can tell us...you got an oil slick device on the back of your bike, right? Or is it the spikes on the wheels? It's okay, man...you can come clean. Hell, during bike week (true story) at Mrytle had installed a water squirting device on the front of my bike to wet up them girls. It was pretty funny actually. I just used an old 12V tranfser pump (a very small device) off of one of our generators (I'm a generator mechanic by trade), took a squirter from the hood of my Honda, used the rubber lines, rigged up a small water canister that was well hidden, wired up a switch and viola...an instant bike-mounted squirt-gun. It shot out like 25-30 feet..in 2 directions, freakin beautiful. When we were in the middle of traffic, I'd just squirt people drivin by or just be stupid with it. I took it off cuz there really ain't no other time I would use it. I guess in this case, I could have installed it facing backwards and put coffee in it!! And squirt right back at the driver. Maybe a liquid a little more......devious (ie, paint thinner)? MuuaaaaHaaaaHaaaHaaaa.

Man, we are takin this WAY to far fellas (and ladies), I'm lovin it.

Ninja star ???? Yah i got those too, but they 're too nice to throw away at idiots. 4" bolts are cheap and easy to come by
and take less effort to throw. they bounce pretty good on at highway speeds when you toss a bunch of them over your shoulder. Ever see the Bond movie"tomorrow never dies" ??
Remember the scene with the BMW dropping all those tiny road spikes ??? Well, I made those too and i used to toss them outa my sunroof in the car. I'd use them on the bike but i haven't found a safe way to store it iwthout spiking myself with them. I was thinking of modifying my solo seat to open up and eject a bunch of these backwards for those annoying tailgaters, maybe my next project for the winter.

you know what would be badass...if you were riding with alot of guys..and u were the leader.and then some jerk tries to block you, and you stop..then your 20 riding partners roll up reving the snot out of their bikes..and punk the shit out of them.....yeah that would be badass......

OK CYCLONE....You have seen a lot of crap...what about STREET HAWK!!..you remember dont you?

Oh I used to love streethawk...That's why i wear a nice black arai helmet with smoked visor(even at night). Ya i was trying to take the firing mechanism out of my fully automatic
air gun and mount it into the front fairing somewhere, but i haven't found the time and haven't worked out whether the heat from the engine would cause it to fail. But it woulda been cool to push a button with your thumb and fire 800 rounds into a car that cut you off. hehehe
Yes i have tried it and it does some nice dents in door panels.

OMG - And people say I am crazy?? Good thing they don't know any of you! You guys are psychotic! But I love it!

let me think a second, hopefully you're wearing all your safety gear (jacket, gloves, and helmet) which means you're prepared for a situation where you might fall off a motorcycle that is going fast enough to cause EXTREME physical damage. I'd like to see the person who can hurt you when you're wearing a moto-helmet. Speaking of helmet, I think his nose would have been mush if you hit it a couple times with that nice hard forehead. Plus you won't have to worry about hurting your knuckles when you're wearing gloves. Man that would be ugly, an underdressed cager up against a decked rider...i'd actually really like to see that.