Road rage - I got a coffee thrown at me!! (kinda long)

hey! now that i'm reading your post...

why didn't you just "pass" the guy?

After all.. he WAS doing 25 in a 40.

noobie - the dude threw a full coffee at me, what makes you think he wouldn't have tried to run me off the road.... plus, I was having fun pissing him off with my highbeams - which I really think he disliked

SURE YOU ARE A NICE GUY....nine volt battery huh?
CYCLONE looks like you got some competition. Why is it i dont really find asholes that try to mess with me. I just haul ass inbetween, on the shoulder, it doesnt matter, i get around anything, go to hell with your friggin brake checks, i'll take it around the outside. I only get nervous about those retarded people making left turns. Other than that cars are just slow moving piles of Sh@# to me.

True true, cars are shit, but remember there are still assholes out there out to get us !!!!! They're just jealous people who wish they could own such a beautiful bike like ours.

Got an ASP batton myself but never thought of carrying it on the bike. The bolts sounds cool though, if it's not how to do wheelies or how to drag yer knee...you guys sure know how to f$ck other people up.

Ohmigod... y'all are loonies.

Now explain to me again how the hell you manage to reach into your pocket to pull out something to throw?? I mean... do you practice this?! I don't think I'd find any volunteers to help me out...

Velcro baby, Velcro.

Holds it all in easy reach, just waiting for the dumb schit.

HEY....has anyone seen Black Rain?...That was a pretty cool motorcycle weapon, good for makin sparks and takin heads..though kinda illigal...for those who didnt see the movie..GO RENT IT!..with michael dogales and Andy garcia..its a very cool movie. Im sure Cyclone has already tried it though, did it work well for you?

Actually, I do have a ninja sword(yes its real) and yes I love that movie Black Rain with the Yakuza(Japanese mafia).
Its too big to carry on my back, But the bolts is my main weapon of choice coz its cheap and easy to re stock. Just use the long 4" bolts and make a velcro forearm nylon strap
that has channels sewn into it like a pencil holder. The bolts
slide in nicely with the head sticking out so you can reach with gloves on. Just remember to paint the bolts black so its not so noticable on the black material. Easy to throw at cars
or just drop a handful behind you at tailgaters.

Alright Cyclone- I've been reading this and laughing my ass off but now I have a few questions.
Where you get a velcro nylon strap and who is sewing the bolt holders to it?
How often do you have to restock your weapons?
Has anyone seen you at a stop and asked you what they were?

It's so funny that you have come up with such a weapon and spent the time to perfect it.