Road rage - I got a coffee thrown at me!! (kinda long)

I used to carry an MP5-K full auto sub machine (air) gun.
It fires 6mm pellets, 800 rounds a minute, but my clip only holds 230. I kept it in my car before, but not anymore. But that thing was pretty handy denting the crap out of cars those old granma and granpa drive. I'd just pull the trigger and watch the bullets fly.

Now all I do on my bike is use other cars to block assholes that try to race me. I "brake check" the unsuspectig car ahead of the asshole chasing me and he usually runs into the back of that car since their attention is focused on me. Works most of the time. Otherwise they just get boxed in and bfore they realize it... I'm GONE !!!! Right now i'm designing a weapon that i can fire from my forearm like Spiderman, only it won't shoot stupid spiderwebs.

I have only been in the same situation once. My exit is to kick the door as I ride by. One time, I put a hell of a dent in this asshole's car. Stupid me, he got my plate and called the cops. No shit, I talked to the cops and got off scott free! It really pays to be a firefighter. The retractable baton I carry in my cargo compartment is too hard to get out in a hurry.
I love the bolt idea though.

-Chris

damn...we sure are a vengeful bunch, ain't we? We could all ban together and fight crime or something.

I get the ole swerve at the rider sharing the carpool lane attempted towards me. Usually big friggin ugly SUV's. My solution once was punching the passenger door with my Hard Carbon/Kevlar knuckles on my left hand. Then haul ass so they dont get the plate.

u guys are sissy's. haha u should've gotten off the bike, and kicked his ass hahahaha

i get a people moving to close the gap when im lane splitting. it's only the uneducated obviously...

YOu guys are bunch of gangsters!!! guns and shit! j/k
talk about throwing stuff at you....welll was riding close to a traffic light stop and this mother fu---g red n--k truck(already stop at the red light) threw a chicken wing s right infront of me! if that shit hit me i'll definately stop! Theres alot of traffic around so i'm not that worried. it was a lady trash! i pass by and give that " your an idiot look"

What the heck man?
When stuff like that happens to me, i pull by the car, give it a swift kick in the fender/door/wherever, a F*CK YOU, and then roll on the throttle. Usually it happens when someone decides to try preventing you from splittin lanes, but hey, whatevers clever. Actually, after reading the posts, im gonna order a retractable baton right now =).

Thanks guys! Once again I'm reminded why this board kicks so much ass!! There is some funny shit goin on above, I think I'm heading down to the local hardware store to pick up some 1) bolts 2) batteries 3) nails 4) pellet gun and if anyone knows where I can get some mace!!!

But seriously though, take it easy out there, it's not worth getting run off the road b/c some azhole is going slow - I really believe that if I had tried to pass that dude while we were moving, if he could've, he would have knocked me right up the curb. I would have loved to roll up next to him and a) slap him in the face with a baton as I rolled by or b) huck a battery at his head.

-Mike

Fucking prick almost ran me over the other day coming out of my apt complex driveway going against the one way cuz he was too lazy to go all the way around. In a week or so I'm gonna dump a gallon of dip juice all over the fuckers car.

For those wanting to use the retractable baton....it wips out great, but its nearly impossible to retract with one hand while riding since it locks out pretty tight. I know. : )