Austrailia Joke

[dyezak]

OK, I'm from Texas and I think this is some funny stuff:

Texan goes to visit a ranch in Austrailia. When he gets there the Aussie pickes the Texan up in his Jeep. Texan comments "Wow, this is your vehicle...in Texas I have a truck that can carry this puny thing in the bed", the Aussie laughs at the joke. Aussie starts showing the Texan around the ranch and shows him some of their cattle. Texan comments "Those are some puny cattle boy, the long horns I run are twice that size", Aussie slightly amused by this joke. When the tour of the ranch is over the Texan says "That's a mighty small ranch you have there, my ranch is about 20 times bigger". Aussie is now steamed, all he's heard is Texas blah blah blah Bigger than YOU. On the way back to the ranchhouse the Texan spots a couple Kangaroo, the Texan has never seen a Kangaroo and is startled. He points and yells "WHAT'S THAT!!!". The Aussie smiles and replies, "What, you don't have grasshoppers in TEXAS?!"

[descendingfear]

That's a funny joke man.

[Kenshin]

ROFL!!! that was a good one!!

[Hands Diamond]

I got one too, but am not sure if you guys downunder are already familiar with this one. Maye you hear this joke every time you go abroad.
Well here it goes:
A guy who wants to immigrate to Oz arrives at the airport in Sydney, where the officers of the immigration office check his documents. Everything's ok, solely his criminal record is missing. So the immigration officer asks the guy for his criminal record, and the guy responses: "Well, actually I didn't know that criminal records still were mandatory.".