Niiice. I was the guidon in my flight, and one day (third week?) forgot the ornament to the guide on my bunk. Didn't notice until the TI started screaming at me. I was standing there at attention, and he was in my face so close I could see the blood vessels in his eyes starting to get red. About 45 seconds into the ass chewing, he (probably intentionally) bumped into me, and since I was at attention, I fell like a tree. Never made it up 4 flights of stairs so fast in my life...
